Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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