Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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