fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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