i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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