im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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