so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him