And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone