Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
