I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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