My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I have demons in me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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