All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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