I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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