how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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