My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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