Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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