She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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