Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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WHAT??
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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