she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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