David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize