The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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