Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
