Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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