I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Someone signed my nipple.
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