She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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