I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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