Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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