why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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