what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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