She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
This house was built for laser tag.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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