Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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