So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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