I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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