Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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