Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Everything about him screamed your future.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
