well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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