I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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