That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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