what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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