Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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