There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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