Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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