Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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