im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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