Tell her she can't have a vagina
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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