The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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