the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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