she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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