you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think i peed on brittanys purse
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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