This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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