Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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