Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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