I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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