If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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