is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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