No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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