I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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