sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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